A Graduation Speech (for Driver’s Ed Course)

Congratulations, my fellow drivers of life!  The last six weeks have been a thrilling ride for us; bumpy for some, up and down at times.  I will always remember this course, but a new road has opened, one with an unknown destination and unfinished surfaces.  At times, you will feel like you need the instructor there to help you with the brake, but just remember what we learned…

In 200 feet, turn left on Alameda Street.  En la siguiente intersección, doble a la derecha en la avenida Roosevelt.  Continúe por 1,25 millas para llegar a su destino.

Opps!  I accidently pressed the language button.  Anyway, to whichever destination we arrive, may we always know to stay the hell out of each other’s way.  So, buckle up, put the pedal down — balls to the wall, bitches!  Oh, and hey, don’t forget to use your turn signals.  Right?

Honk!  Honk!  Honk!  Honk!  Honk!  Honk!  Honk!

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